Woman Catches Husband “Cheating” With “Dirty” Kim Kardashian Photos
March 29, 2008
Written By: Woman - 29 - Straight - Phoenix, Arizona
I was cleaning under the sink in the bathroom when I was very surprised to find a copy of Playboy magazine. It was under the rubber mat that I laid down there to protect the cabinet from leaks. I hadn’t found any magazines my husbands in years. This was the Kim Kardashian issue of Playboy. I just assumed he must find her extra sexy or something.
Honestly I wasn’t upset about it. Not a big deal. But when I flipped through the pages I noticed that some of them were, umm, sticky. Most of the sticky, brittle pages were from the Kardashian photo spread. Gross. My husband had spurted his juice onto a magazine and then KEPT THE MAGAZINE! Alright, I was pretty disgusted at that point.
Then I realized something else. Most of the warped spots were right on Kim Kardashian’s giant butt! At first I thought I must have been being silly but almost every butt shot was soiled. Ewwww!!! Now I knew my husband is a total perv!
Sorry but I just couldn’t let this pass without confronting him with it. I was revolted but not that mad by the time he got home. I put the magazine on the table next to his chair and left it open to the dirty pages. I saw him notice it but he didn’t say a word! His face just turned all red. I actually started to feel sorry for him.
I was like “oh you really like that giant rump don’t ya?” He just shook his head and told me that he liked my rump the best of all. It was actually kind of a sweet moment.
I went over and sat on his lap and made him look at the pictures with me. When I asked him if he’d cheat on me with Kim Kardashian, he said no way. I knew he really meant it.
Five minutes later we were in the bedroom having some of the better sex I can remember having in a long time. Thanks, Kim!
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