New Husband Supposedly Can’t Help Himself
January 21, 2008
Written By: Man - 30 - Straight - Tampa, Florida
Now that I’m married I don’t go out looking for it but if it falls into my lap I’m going to take it. You only live once is all I can say. If you don’t get it while you can you’re a goddamned fool and I don’t care what you think.
I’m sure I’d get booed by the studio audience if I was on some crap talk show telling this, but my wife and I were just back from our honeymoon when the girlfriend of one of my buddies starts sending me all these flirtatious text messages. I flirted right back because I love that shit. Nothing but text! When she asked if I could come over her place to help her “change a light bulb” (ha!) I knew I’d get a piece of that. And did I ever!
She’s wearing a bikini top and hot cutoffs when I get there. I pretended I had no idea what she was up to and that I didn’t give a shit about her. Meanwhile I’m thinking about how this girl was just at my wedding a few weeks before. Then I can’t fake it any more and just grabbed her by the ass and pulled her up against me. It was a good as I knew it would be. She sent me a few more texts after that but I just ignored the her.
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