Husband Worried Bachelor Party Stripper Fun Will Come Back to Haunt Him
March 24, 2008
Written By: Man - 35 - Straight - Northern New Jersey
I’m such an idiot. The total jerk brother of one of my friends hired a stripper/whore for my friends bachelor party. My group of friends is fairly conservative and this wasn’t the kind of situation we were used to. This girl was completely naked and rubbing her body up against all of us and grabbing our crotches. I was way too drunk and somehow this whole scene just turned me on. I couldn’t believe this young, beautiful girl was willing to offer up her body for money like that. It was just shocking to me. Maybe she sensed that I liked it. I don’t know. But she seemed to zone it on me. In front of everybody, this girl unzipped my fly and pushed her sizable breast through the opening and up against my erection.
I knew I should run away but I just froze. All the guys were cheering and egging her on. Before I knew what was happening, this girl has her hand in my pants and is jerking me off really fast. I don’t know what I was thinking. I just let her keep doing it for a good twenty seconds. Then suddenly I came to my drunken senses somehow and pulled away from her, much to the chagrin of all the guys in the hotel suite where they had this thing. Now I’m worried that this will get back to my wife. I just know that one of the guys is going to tell his wife and she’ll tell my wife. I wish I never went to that god damned bachelor party.
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April 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Dude, you’re screwed. Your wife is going to be so pissed. You probably should have married someone more attractive so this wouldn’t have happened. Or you probably shouldn’t have gotten married at all. Sorry man, I hope you don’t have kids.