Dog Walking Brings Adulterers Together
April 11, 2008
Written By: Man - 41 - Straight - New York City
Dogs make it so easy to meet women. If you just randomly tried speaking to some woman on the street, 999 times out of a thousand she’s going to think you’re a creep and get away from you as fast as possible. But if your dog and some woman’s dog are doing the meeting and greeting routine, it hardly requires any charm at all to strike up a conversation.
I’ve flirted with fellow dog owners for years. Of course I’ve fantasized that an encounter with some young beauty would turn into an amazing sexual adventure, but I never really expected it to happen. Things like that just don’t happen to me. Even now I can hardly believe that something like that did happen to me. At the dog run in the park near my house, I frequently saw this woman who was probably ten years younger than I and a real knockout. I’d chat with her sometimes but I always had my eye on her. She was gorgeous. At some point she started being really friendly toward me. Whenever we were there at the same time, she’d come over. I started going to the dog run a lot more often, always at the time that she normally went. I had a feeling that she was doing the same thing, and it turned out that I was right.
She was married, too. She mentioned to me on more than one occasion that her husband was a photographer who traveled a lot on assignment. Another thing she repeatedly brought up was the fact that she was a painter. I’m a professor of art history. She always made these vague promises to invite my wife and myself over for dinner sometime so that I could take a look at her paintings. Of course, that never happened. One time, innocently, I mentioned that I still wanted to see her paintings. She suggested that I come take a look right then. I couldn’t believe how I’d stumbled into this.
We were in her apartment for only about thirty seconds before it all started. She had an amazing body, but the sex was unfortunately a bit awkward. I think we were both a little nervous. Are dogs were also running all over the apartment together, which didn’t help. When we were done, I actually forgot to ask to see her paintings before I left. I felt like such an asshole when I realized.
After that, I avoided the dog run for a while. I still see her occasionally, but we only say hi and then move on.
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